Return of the Bow Tie

How does this happen? At what point in a persons life do they decide, "I need to wear a bow tie". Does it occur at night with a sudden feeling to grab a bow tie and wrap it around your neck? Are bow ties flying through the air looking for their next victim? Are we all susceptible to this curse? Do these people really think it's a personal style or highly thought out attempt to build a unique persona? Do we believe this uniqueness or insulted by its obvious attempt.

Just don't be surprised the next morning if you wake up and in the mirror you see a bow tie. It could happen to you. Be very very afraid.