Tasting Notes

I found this review of a wine and thought to myself I've never tasted anything like that particularly in one glass...oh there is fruit punch that has pineapple, lemon and vanilla....

"This wine is a very light green gold in the glass and has a nose filled with tropical aromas of pineapple, Meyer lemon and vanilla. In the mouth it is smooth and supple, with primary flavors of pineapple and tropical fruits that linger towards a long finish that is slightly warm from alcohol."

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"Soft but closed Dessert wine. Aromas of pesto, astounding cactus and a modicum of hair-spray. Drink now through whenever the cows come home."